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2426Y00F07titania24Y00J1Y00C1N`In Pale'
2417Y00F08ganymede24N
2406Y00C5NA Gothic Hyperphysco
1513Y00F04ruby15N
1506Y00C3Nby Jude/Panda
1213Y00F04ruby12N
1206Y00C1NPart One
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C5NA Bit Of A Spat
0824Y00F05pearl08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NColin David Cockney, Grand High Wizard of the church was no ordinary feller.
0801NHis lopsided smile gave no hint of his true nature of business.  His
0801Noversized palms were just a little to conviniant.  His bust unnaturaly
0801Nwholesome and packed with readily goodness for a man of stature.  And then
0801Nthe limp, who could forget his limp he had in his gay left wrist.  This was
0801Nwithout no undoubtably a man of cloth.  In front of Colin, Vicar Colin,
0801NColin a Vicar -  The Vicar NOLESS  - lay a brown enveloped which was slowly
0801Ngoing brown in the sunlight.  Inside the eloped lied lots of monkey.  The
0801Npeople of the parish had been generous with their monkees in this mornings
0801Ncollection.  Perhaps today would be the day that Col could rush out and buy
0801Nhimself a fresh new roof, with fascinating vinyl supporting struts and lots
0801Nof embeleshed bosses, embeleshed with religously painted religious images of
0801Nthe limp well-hung, naked body of Christ, trussed up on his crucifixed.  A
0801Nnew roof would be great.  Just what the old chapel needed.  Perhaps he pop
0801Nout of his trousers at lunchtime and partake in a new one from the shops.  If
0801N he fancied a bit.
0801N
0801NHere's my old friend Peters Said on the step, thought Colin to himself whilst
0801Nhe observed Peters Said on the step.  Peters did not repliey to the thoughts
0801Nof his trusted a-quaint-ponce but instead licked his lips envitingly at the
0801Nthought:
0801N `A fresh Roasted Jointed for Vinnear with parsley and sage and colinder and
0801Nmint and Basil' [his life-in-lover]
0801N
0801NYou see Peters taught a whole school the engish.  Peters could taught and
0801Ntaught until he would have become blue in the feacies.  Today was the ep's
0801Nsection as it would be Colin whom would be the teaching doing.  But first
0801Nthings before first things, first; the collection money needed ataining too.
0801NThe priest preeceded to process the proceeds before proceeding to teach the
0801Nteacher to preach like a preacher.  Very good.  Nice trial, but not good
0801Nenough.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NLliyndes Lee-Hall was an abjective girl in her belate teens with whom it is
0801Ndifficult to ascribe too.  Her function in life was necessary, but not
0801Nneeded.  Her face was like a well-lathered Turk in one of the cities many
0801Nbathing houses: scrubbed, refreashered and not insubstantial.  She had the
0801Nkinda lips you just wanted to buckle up like a tasseled pair of easy shoes.
0801NThe little lady knew the score and perhaps today would be the day she would,
0801Nif Mr(s) Right came.  When Mr Right did come she was sure she be the second
0801Nto realize.  Her head was in a dale her mind all screwed-up and she wanted to
0801Nunwind herself.  Damn it.  She'd met many a sailorboy in her badly travelled
0801Nshoes.  Perhaps the dry-cleaners could get the travelling out of them.  It
0801Nwas at times like these she'd think of her brother and his fresh breath on
0801Nher slimey stomach.  I wonder what he'd be up to now.  Who he'd be up to
0801Nwith.  Why he was up there at all.  She remember those words her brother had
0801Nspoken she had said
0801N"OW !  Yes, YES!, just th-e-e-e-eere honey" she said, said Lliyndes Lee-Hall
0801Nand her brother, Peters Said said
0801N"What just hereeee... oh yeah I getcha sister!" he replied until he was over
0801Nexcited.  She wished he wouldn't go call-inner 'sister' it was oh so
0801Ncolloqueal.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NLeesa Smiff loved her boyfriend's dear.  She liked to pet the boy and play
0801Nwith his ankles until he screamed for mercy and then it was his turn to be
0801Nit.  He always cheated with his `One, Twos and three's all in', but Leesa
0801Ndidn't mind provided she was up the ladder, rather than going down on the big
0801Nred snake right to the bottom.  She enjoyed it and Drew Hardgreevsie, her
0801Nboyfriend would laugh.
0801N
0801NDrew thought he'd gone and got a blender of a goal with this prize filett.
0801NLeesa was a charming mare and he loved to coil her tasseled mains supply of
0801Nsyrupy heard around his double-joinered fingered whilst whispering up
0801Nnothings sweet in her ear-ole.  They would stare passivenately inside the
0801Neyeballs of the other one of them and watch the world revolving, reflectinged
0801Nin the white, veiny area of their I Q balls.  Drew's eyes were, thought
0801NLeesa, like fresh Mini Bobells with astigmatism if you squinted at an angle.
0801NOh she did love his body; his smooth triceps and biceps and forceps and
0801Nforeshortening.  His fluids, as thick and tasty in a sandwich scenario, as
0801NDaireylee.  His buttocks, far nicer than just any old corpse.  Sure he'd had
0801Nthat Elephantitas thing with his feet, but they'd been succesfully amputated
0801Nalong with the rest of his arms and legs and apart from a few scars you'd
0801Nnever have noticed he was a spazo.  I'm just the luckiest girl alive she
0801Nthought.  Drew held her tights, between his neck and chin and not his
0801Ndeformed stumpy things - obviously.  One day Drew would clap again.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NPeters Said was on his own apart from the class he was busy teaching.  But
0801Nmeterlogicaly he was very alone like a HeeBeeGee without his castrated
0801Nbrothers a-sexual company.  He looked up and down the isles and then decided
0801Nhe had enough of the Channel islands so instead he turned his intentions back
0801Ntowards class six.  Class six always made him think of the words his dear
0801Nlost dadda had spoken forth on the eaves of little Peters's sixth birthday:
0801N"Sex at Six, Petey.  Sex at Six... get that into your mind.  It even looks
0801Nlike Six, doesn't it SEX.  Get used to the idea because I'm a coming near you
0801Ntommorow."
0801N
0801NWhy couldn't he have had a normal child's hood like any other little pecker
0801Nin this class.  A normal healthy youth like, say Shauned Alwite? or Krass
0801NWallnut or Drew HardGreevsie... well perhaps not Drew `human stick'
0801NHardgreaves, school sicko-freakoid pussbugerered, nannowanced toshedheaded
0801Npurpledingdonger slapped-lips pulse.
0801N
0801N
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C1NPart Two
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C5NThe Eye
0819Y00F05pearl08Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NMs Zola Astray's son was a handful and her husband a good two handfuls.
0801NZola, herself was not yer average stay at home, wipe the baby, facilitate the
0801Ncat, mow the 3 bedroom semi sorta chump.  Zola licked a bit of excitement,
0801Nshe lived life on a constant high level, where just the move of her little
0801Nfore-finger might mean her certain downfall to obscurity.  She watched that
0801Nlittle finger like a hawk, with her beady little eyes rotating 360 degrees in
0801Neither angle as if to sum up what she was against in terms of pray.  She'd
0801Nstarted as just a little fishy in the big blew seaman, but now she'd become
0801Nquite a catch for the big boys who ran this world of ours in which we alas
0801Ndoth live.  It wasn't easy being a private eye in this day and age.  Things
0801Nwere just so much simplerer when she was a civil servant in the DEPT.  She
0801Nwould file merrily all day long and countersign.  How she laughed back on it
0801Nnow she was capable of being able to laugh.  Sometimes the scars still showed
0801Naround her mouth - it had been a trickery operation of a bugger, getting that
0801Nrebuild done on her skins.  Well now she could laugh.  Well now she could
0801Nattempt to laugh.  Well now.  Ha, ha, ha, she thought to herself outload of
0801Nthe ha-ha's-ha.  She thought of that time she had to fetch the Single
0801NRegeneration Budget portfolio for the Chair of the Housing Select Committe,
0801Nfacilitating her to bypass the usual channels by delaying current negotiating
0801Nover the more pressing City Challenge documents issue currently in chamber
0801Nand thereby holding that business over the ring fencing of areas of council
0801Nbudget relating to the re-activation of council house provision no longer
0801Npossible due to this and additional capping of budget, signifying the need to
0801Nre-direct fees and charges collection usage from the local amenities into the
0801NCouncil Tax subsiduary, thus diverting possible outrage over the inevitable
0801Nyear on year increase, particualy affecting those families in group A
0801Naccomadation, who already faced some of the toughest financial penalisation
0801Nin the country thanks to Whitehall dictum, the manipulation and
0801Nbastardisation of the civil service and the growing reliance on right wing
0801Npressure groups who were signalling the end as we know it of the role of
0801Ncouncil and indeed Officers like herself, who would surley soon find
0801Nthemselves contracted out like blue chip labour despite their white
0801Ncollar/managerial status, which whilst an inevitability was a blow to the
0801Njob ... of oral sex.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0806Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NLliyndes Lee-Hall had come to the clinic because something just didn't seem
0801Nto feel right.  She smiled at the receptionist gracekelly and the
0801Nreceptionist in turn told her to take a seat and wait.  Lliyndes took the
0801Nseat but she didn't feel she could get away with squeezing the wait in her
0801Nlittle black handtowel.As Lliyndes sat in the white walled waiting womb she
0801Nfelt all eyes were on her - get 'em off me!  Lliyndes felt gradualy and
0801Ngradualyier less comfortable and a hollow feeling crept up inside her
0801Nentrails.  Her innards felt like uneven, spasmodic even, inhabitants of a
0801Ndevilled whole.  Perhaps reading Hello Magzine might withstrain her.  IT DID
0801NNO SUCH THING.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801N`Quaint Danny, Single 34' was the message he chose to put in the paper.
0801NPerhaps finaly he'd be on the pullman tonight-tonite the time is right.  They
0801Nwouldn't call him poor ol quaint Danny no more, no sir-ee he'd be Flash Danny
0801Nthe flash giza.  This just had to work surely.  He'd read the other lonely
0801Nhearts and new the routine.  These guys didn't stand a chance against `Quaint
0801NDanny avalible for all you ladies out there.  I'm a ladies man.  Oh yeh Yeh
0801NYeh!'  Pah! he thought scanning the raper for the other ads.  He read a few
0801Nout to amuse himself:
0801N
0801NGay guy seekith similar gay guyz out there for good gay fun.  Call Needle
0806Y37C3NAspestossed for a gay old ribtickle.  Box 12
0801N
0806Y00C1NOff-beat 29 impulsive professional (m) solicits female for pleasure.  Lennox.
0806Y00C3NBox 13
0806Y00C1N
0801NTodays your lucky day me dears.  It won't be nippy no longer now I'm's here,
0811Y63C3Y72C1Nme old cock spaniel.  The names Hulian Herlees - get your cot.  Box 14
0801N
0806Y37C3NI love millet - love me.  Luv Cafe.  Box 15
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0806Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NGently Allen Key, her Doctor lent forward in his chair.
0801N"Miss Lee-Hall I'm sorry to tell you", began the doctor before Llliynds
0801Njumped in (ta-da!) to correct him
0801N"Mrs Lee-Hall, doctor, Mrs"
0801N"Well In that case, Mrs Lee-Hall, I'm happy to tell you, you are impregnanted
0801Nwith child within your belly button."
0801N
0801NLliynds had always wanted a baby before, but not now.  Why did it have to
0801Ncome now.  She looked down into her own lap and she felt a tear begin to form
0801Nin the corner of her eye-level grill.  She began to sob.
0801N"Whatevers wrong Mrs Lee-Hall... er Lliynds", asked the doctor who was rather
0801Ndisturbed by Lliynds innane mutterings and wet eye problem.
0801N"Doctor.. you don't understand... but then... how could you understand.  It's
0801Nall a mess... a horrible.. horrible mess."  Lliyndes quickly picked herself
0801Nup and ran out of the door.  She found herself in the broomcups-board and
0801Nquickly ran out of the correct exit, anxious to get away from the reality of
0801Nwhat was happening to her.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0806Y00C4N
0820Y00F11microknight08NRead more of this novelia-cum-all over the place in part three....
0801NIt's just a load away!
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